i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
this is seriously a realistic representation of a couple that has been together for a long time.
when i say i want a relationship i mean i want this.
3 year old girl explains the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
how does my mom expect me to get married one day doesn’t marriage involve the guy liking you back